Witch
Russian Dude: I think your great-grandmother was a witch. Me: Seriously???!! Are you joking?
chat
Commas and Dots
texas toast: omg. your. the. coma. guy. lol *Southpaw*: lmfao, yes, I, am texas toast: im. the. dot. guy
Nail it!
The Vet: Had a surgery, just got home ( ・_・) Me: to a what? The Vet: a cow swallowed a nail ( ・_・) Me: lol… seriously? ಠ_ಠ succeeded? The Vet: Yea it’s an easy one ( ・_・)
Scanbelieveit
NyanCat: ʘ‿ʘ Check out his ig (instagram).. I love his Scandinavian designs Hamsterin: hmmm…so that what is called scancanadian design eh? 😀 nice NyanCat: Yes.. we can do scandinavian too as part of our design concept Hamsterin: Scanamerican too? (◡‿◡✿) NyanCat: ¬_¬ go to sleep Hamsterin: Scansleep now… ehm… ok goodnight ʘ‿ʘ NyanCat: OK scannight …
The Deletion
NyanCat: gosh its so daunting to delete message from 2011 ( ﾟдﾟ) Hamsterin: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ I was archiving message from 2007 NyanCat: ok you win ¬_¬ Hamsterin: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Kelilipan
Kelilipan.. mata ketiga saya sering kena. Kalo mata ini memang berkedip. [ultragombal] TAPI BUAT KAMOH AJA [/ultragombal]. — Danny Hefer (@Danny_Fr) December 6, 2016 @Danny_Fr aiiih… 🙂😊 — Audee Mirza (@audeemirza) December 6, 2016
Nothingness
A: fancy of video music? Z: naa its ok thogh you need to do your work though A: (youtube video link was sent. Zara Larsson – Lush Life) Z: I said I don’t want to see it A: oh okaaaaaay lemme delete it u don’t want anything (deleting the video message) ohk, nice and resetted …
Selfie
Hamsterin: how often u do selfie everyday? NyanCat: Nah not everyday Hamsterin: for what? guilty pleasure? (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ NyanCat: Its a habit if u do that .. ur more self conscious about urself. (◡‿◡✿) Idk if i shud say guilty but nope Hamsterin: this is some philosophy that I heard from u. u got your point …
Know That!
Hamsterin: smitten is a tribe eh? I’m a smitten. What are you? a kitten? NyanCat: no no… smitten is a feeling of comfort warm usually temporary. It’s like infatuation Hamsterin: oh I know that, you just don’t know that I was acting I don’t know but I know ʘ‿ʘ NyanCat: ¬_¬ u’re mocking my intelligence
Younger
Hamsterin: There is a reason why I keep looking fresh in my age. Maybe my soulmate is 20 years younger than me (◡‿◡✿) NyanCat: yea dont worry probably ur soulman is not born yet? Hamsterin: you’re bad and so mean shut up youuuuuuuuuuu (✖╭╮✖)
Just Sew Them
Me: why my eyes are better after I took my nap? NyanCat: cuz ur eyes need to sleep Me: can I just open them in unlimited usage? NyanCat: yes of course u can do anything with ur eyes Me: can I upgrade them? NyanCat: just sew the eyelids up to the eyebrow 😀 Me: seriously??????!!! …