Nail it!

The Vet: Had a surgery, just got home ( ・_・)
Me: to a what?
The Vet: a cow swallowed a nail ( ・_・)
Me: lol… seriously? ಠ_ಠ succeeded?
The Vet: Yea it’s an easy one ( ・_・)

Read More

Scanbelieveit

NyanCat: ʘ‿ʘ Check out his ig (instagram).. I love his Scandinavian designs
Hamsterin: hmmm…so that what is called scancanadian design eh? :D nice
NyanCat: Yes.. we can do scandinavian too as part of our design concept
Hamsterin: Scanamerican too? (◡‿◡✿)
NyanCat: ¬_¬ go to sleep
Hamsterin: Scansleep now… ehm… ok goodnight ʘ‿ʘ
NyanCat: OK scannight ( ・_・)

Read More

The Deletion

NyanCat: gosh its so daunting to delete message from 2011 ( ゚д゚)
Hamsterin: (″・ิ_・ิ)っ I was archiving message from 2007
NyanCat: ok you win ¬_¬
Hamsterin: (☞゚∀゚)☞

Read More

Selfie

Hamsterin: how often u do selfie everyday?
NyanCat: Nah not everyday
Hamsterin: for what? guilty pleasure? (☞゚∀゚)☞
NyanCat: Its a habit if u do that .. ur more self conscious about urself. (◡‿◡✿)
Idk if i shud say guilty but nope
Hamsterin: this is some philosophy that I heard from u. u got your point yeah, getting self conscious by selfies ʘ‿ʘ
NyanCat: Oh well im growing up day by day (◡‿◡✿)
Hamsterin: not up laaa, but old (☞゚∀゚)☞
NyanCat: ¬_¬ aaalllaaa

Read More

Know That!

Hamsterin: smitten is a tribe eh? I’m a smitten. What are you? a kitten?
NyanCat: no no… smitten is a feeling of comfort warm usually temporary. It’s like infatuation
Hamsterin: oh I know that, you just don’t know that I was acting I don’t know but I know ʘ‿ʘ
NyanCat: ¬_¬ u’re mocking my intelligence

Read More

Younger

Hamsterin: There is a reason why I keep looking fresh in my age. Maybe my soulmate is 20 years younger than me (◡‿◡✿)
NyanCat: yea dont worry probably ur soulman is not born yet?
Hamsterin: you’re bad
and so mean
shut up youuuuuuuuuuu (✖╭╮✖)

Read More

Just Sew Them

Me: why my eyes are better after I took my nap?
NyanCat: cuz ur eyes need to sleep
Me: can I just open them in unlimited usage?
NyanCat: yes of course u can do anything with ur eyes
Me: can I upgrade them?
NyanCat: just sew the eyelids up to the eyebrow :D
Me: seriously??????!!!
NyanCat: yes im vely serious
Me: now you’re being a NyanCat >_<

Read More

error: Content is protected !!